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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:48
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
What destroys relationships between actors in Hollywood?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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